One-Liners

Feel free to add any that you can remember!


 * Ted - (rolls d20) "I add bonuses to checking what that shit is!"
 * Josh - "I have lots of skill points in that!"
 * Ted - "Oh God, there's corn in there!"


 * David - "Your hand is still smelly from the giant's bag."


 * Jaki - "Wait. 30 and 60 don't add up to 100!"


 * Ted - "Do not give me a hard time or I will come over there and high five you."


 * Aelwen - "Vim is the best blacksmith there ever was!"
 * Alastair - "Hmn, no... it wasn't Vim, the guy I bought it from was white."


 * (Inuart is saying how he shared a tent with Alastair)
 * Inuart - "He was punching me all night!"
 * Aelwen - "That still sounds bad!"
 * Cecile - "Ah, my virgin ears!"
 * Ted - "Yeah, its doubtful that Cecile's vagina has ever seen any action."


 * Josh - "Question, what do I dream about?"
 * Luke - "Uh... sunshine and lollipops."
 * Josh - "Alright! I love sunshine and lollipops!"


 * Everyone - (talking about James Bond)
 * Ted (?) - "Alright everyone! Skill focus... PATHFINDER!"


 * Jaki/David - "The fluffy air bunnies are after me mommy!"


 * NPC - "Oh, so you're emissaries of the king?"
 * Alastair - (Whispers to Aelwen) "What's an emissary?"
 * Aelwen - "I dunno... (looks at bow) purple!"
 * Alastair - "What! I'm not purple!"


 * Nick - "So, you'll be home by 7:15?"
 * Jaki - "No, we end at 7:30, so... 7:35, maybe 7:40 by the time we get our clothes on."


 * Josh - "All I have to say about Frey; There There, There There."
 * David - "All I say; Arrow Arrow, Arrow Arrow."


 * Josh - "Rhino Hide does 2d6 on charges and when mounted? Geez, good thing Halldorr never mounted..."


 * Luke - "I wasn't about to ask for a description while he's on top of you..."


 * Luke - "Oh, you hear things. You hear flapping."


 * David - "It's probably a giant having private time, please ignore."


 * Ted - "My highest score is in stupidity."


 * Luke - "I'm gonna catch it in my mouth."


 * David - "We're not talking about Lethe."


 * Luke to [G?]Josh - "OK, I'm going to slam you"


 * Ted to [G?]Josh - "Good, now you can finally dust it off."


 * Josh - "Bockley's; it tastes awful, but it works"


 * Luke - "That's what Freja said..."


 * Everyone - "Oh, was it Zapdos?" "Articuno?" "moltres?" "Fearrow?" "Lugia?" "Dodrio?"
 * Luke - "Geodude."
 * Everyone - "But it was a bird...?"
 * Luke - "He's a fuckin' flying rock!"


 * David - (playing with the figures) "It's on raptor man!" (they fight, one goes flying.) "The raptor had hyper beam. =)"


 * Tony - "Guys, how big is a small elemental?"


 * Ted - "Is that all you're doing?"


 * David - "What, setting the forest on fire? ...Yeah."


 * (David is counting the total on about 20 million d6s)
 * Jackie - "7, 9, 11..."
 * David - "Fuck off! (pause) Damnit! Now I have to start over."


 * Luke - "When you're turned to stone and it does it again, it's permanent."
 * David - "Good news, if you're stone, I can shape it."
 * Josh - "So can you shape Tony into a useful character?"
 * David - " ... even my powers aren't that great."


 * Josh - "Did you flame on ..."
 * Ted - "I'm always flamed on. You can write that down."
 * Josh - " ... OK Lethe."
 * Luke - "Fucking hate you guys..."

Luke - "No." Josh - "I can bullrush..." Luke - "Charge into Tony, charge INTO Tony." Ted - "Do it ... Woman on woman action ..."
 * Josh - "Can I charge through Tony?"

Luke - "... Wait, what?"
 * Tony - *talking about searing light* "It goes up for levels, up for undead... But it goes up to less for constructs."

Ted - "No, you're sharpening your uselessness."
 * Tony - "Sharpening my sword..."

Everyone - "SHWING."
 * Ted - "Proudmane just got a little stiffy."

David - "Do you actually say that in character?" Ted - "No I'm shaking my shaft." Luke - "What?" Ted - "... I meant Staff. ... Fuck it. Nugh nugh nugh." -jerk off motion-
 * Ted - "Hence why I'm talking to him, shuka shuka." -shakes staff-

Mike - "No wolvzaranna, not my bad place!" David - "... I ... Dammit. You get a +4 bonus." Mike - "Cool - touch me all you like."
 * David - "Oh, you. You're getting touched."

Luke - "5, 10, 7..." Josh - "... carry the 5 ..." David - "Screw you guys. (pause) God damnit! 25! ... No 32! ... Dammit."
 * (David counting 20 more d6's)

Everyone - *banter* Josh/Mike/David - "Drunken master with spicy mustard fist sandwiches of doom!"
 * David - "You're either going for my touch ac or my reflex - both will end with you getting a fist sandwich back."

Everyone - "BAHAHAHAHA."
 * Josh/Cecile - "I dont know about you, but I am in great debt to the King... I have given the King many favors."


 * Jaki - "Yay! Purples the lucky color~ ... If you stand on it, you get candy!


 * Josh - "I can see that you're harder than chinese algebra!"


 * Ted/Farfetch'd - "I definitely stealth of handed that badboy!"


 * Tony/Josh - "Pants over shoes, the Alexei way!"


 * Tony - "The early worm does get the bird ... "


 * Ted - "FAGVVO CRACKALACKIN."

Tony - "Critical Bum-fun!"
 * Ted - "Did he threat on the bum-fun?"

Gram - "You do useful stuff from behind too!" Alexei - "I'd do anything from behind for you."
 * -Gram gets mage armor'd-